Yes, I live on a dairy farm.
No, I've never hooked up the milkers to any of the cows.
But, I had my chance to milk a rubber teat of a fiberglass cow at the State Fair. Here's how you do it (except you don't look at the camera).
Everyday life in the sandhills of Nebraska: travel, writing, Husker football, Husker volleyball, and farming. Living in the middle of nowhere and loving every minute of it.